Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

women's rights

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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