- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Has u seen my grammar?

just in time?

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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