Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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