What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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