- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Well, there's one way...

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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