What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Nickelback

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Bean.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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