- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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