- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

God. God.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

i had sex.

hi penis ham telephone

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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