- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Women's Rights.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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