- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Turkeys are obese

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

what is a chicken answer: chicken

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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