- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Where do you live? In a house

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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