A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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