What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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