how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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retard

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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