Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Caca.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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