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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

This sentence is a lie.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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