- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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