- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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