- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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