- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

"Knock knock." "No."

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

An Asian person drove home safely.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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