- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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