Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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TELL

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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What's the deal with brown?

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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