So does Blake

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Women.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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YOU

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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