- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

What's the deal with brown?

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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