- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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