roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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kcuf read it backwards

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Anti Joke

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