your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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