One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did the dog die? He was old

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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