- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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