30cm = 0,3meters

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

im a willy bum bum

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

hot diggity dog

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

black people are white when i use night gogles

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

Anti Joke

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