Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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honest politician

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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