I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Agent 47.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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nipple

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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