- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Two guys walk into a bar.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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