Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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This is an anti joke

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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