how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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