One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

YOU

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

A blonde walked into a bar.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The black man leaves the strip club.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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