- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

women's rights

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Sarah Palin

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