Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Tunechi

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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