- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

I am a women

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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