- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

once upon a time, it snowed

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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