Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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