- Anti Joke

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt