What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

neil likes pube toast

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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