What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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Whats white? A fridge

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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