a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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This isn't funny.

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This is not an anti joke.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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