Carrot fingers

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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The government

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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