- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Justin Bieber.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Loner.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

how man

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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