- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

womens rights.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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