Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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