What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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