Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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