"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

My three children are three big mistakes.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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