- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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