Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

a pornstar comes early to a party

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Knock knock Come in

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

darude- sandstorm

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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