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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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