- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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