Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

kaite is dumb that is true

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

david poredos

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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