- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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