Your future.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Jewwy Jewstein

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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