- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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