- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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