A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What did the fish say after he

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Michel Moor on a die...

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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