what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Anti Joke

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