- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

I'm Batman.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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