What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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shut up kobe!

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Anti Joke

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