- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people stink of shite!

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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