5 people are walking

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

whats white and looks like paper paper

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

women's rights

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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