- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats chinese noodles

Michel Moor on a die...

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Hey, Max!!

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

i love to lick...

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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