Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Potato!

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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This sentence is a lie.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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