every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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its all aodhan

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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