Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

A sober Irish individual.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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