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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

A russian gives away vodka.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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