- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Cancer.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Waseem is a hard worker.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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