Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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9/11.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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