why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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<=3 penis

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The WPGA tour

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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