My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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