Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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