What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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