- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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