Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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