- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

why did matt die? He had cancer

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

mark lawson likes boys

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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