Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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What do you call a black man? A person

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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