Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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