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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

The NBA and womens sports

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

men

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

david weres the slug gone

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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