- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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