"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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